Can you remember?
-Undo your jacket, please.
-Rise the blinds.
-Tidy up your table.
-Blow your nose.
-Flush the toilet.
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The aim of this blog is to exchage experiences on the CLIL subject in Primary and Pre-primary classes. CONTENT and LANGUAGE INTEGRATED LEARNING. CREATIVE, LOVELY, INTELLIGENT LEARNERS.
Jokes on animals
What did the lion say when he saw the kid on his skate board? Meals on wheels.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea (no eyed deer).
Which side of a hen has the most feathers?
The outside!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea (no eyed deer).
Which side of a hen has the most feathers?
The outside!
.
Halloween jokes
Why vampires don't like mosquitoes?.
Too much competition.
What does the skeleton play?.
The trom-bone
Too much competition.
What does the skeleton play?.
The trom-bone
Maths jokes
Why is two times ten the same as two times eleven?
Because two times ten is twenty, and two times eleven is twenty, too!
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?.
Look round!
Because two times ten is twenty, and two times eleven is twenty, too!
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?.
Look round!
Culinary jokes
Why did the man stare at the of orange juice? Because it said "concentrate".
What do seven days of dieting do? They make one weak.
What do you call a cannibal who ate his mother´s sister? An aunt-eater.
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what will an onion do? Keep everyone away.
How do you know that peanuts are fattening? Have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
What nuts give you a cold? Cashew nuts.
What´s yellow, brown and hairy? Cheese on toast dropped on the carpet.
What do seven days of dieting do? They make one weak.
What do you call a cannibal who ate his mother´s sister? An aunt-eater.
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what will an onion do? Keep everyone away.
How do you know that peanuts are fattening? Have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
What nuts give you a cold? Cashew nuts.
What´s yellow, brown and hairy? Cheese on toast dropped on the carpet.
A refreshing joke
What do you give an injured lemon?.
Lemonade.
Lemonade.
A maths joke
Teacher: How much is half of 8?
Pupil: Up and down or across?
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
Pupil: Up and down or across?
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
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